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John963
  Spiked wit... laughing too much is okay tooo.

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John963's Information:
 
Gender:   Man
Age:   46
Lives in:   Hoboken, New Jersey, United States
Travels to:   NYC, United States
Relocate?:   Yes
Height:   5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type:   Athletic
Smoking:   I'm a non-smoker
Drinking:   I'm a light/social drinker
Race:   Caucasian
Education:   Some grad school
Marital Status:   Single
Occupation:   Professional Vaga...
Religion:   Atheist
Have Children:   No
Want Children:   Maybe
Hair Color:   Brown
Hair Length :   Short
Eye Color :   Brown
Glasses or Contacts :   None

   
46 year old Man in Hoboken, New Jersey, United States

Looking For: Women for a short term relationship, a long term relationship or a friend
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Profile for John963
Laughing at the absurdities in life comes naturally and should never be taken personally.

Not that it matters... I - - “We” are, hopefully, looking for simple compatibility or at least someone who can turn the light off at night and get under the covers before the room goes dark. Providing services such as making a decent club turkey sandwich or "forcing me to laugh until my sides split” are nice for whatever that means, but… I really can’t cook and... just be yourself... just as idiosyncratic as me. Of course, outsourcing for the occasional bar mitzvah and Kwanza holds promise if the organic kosher ripple is on the house.

Visiting other lands; marathoning for Olympic...; masters in comp lit - to be con't; did some time... in law school; mini-investigator career; re-learning second language; re-learning the piano... blah... blah... happiest moment: 10-year-old niece (Angela) comes calling so she can take me to the park.
  • The last great book I read
    Required read to save Gaia and humor: Voice
    of the Planet
    - Michael Tobias.
  • My most humbling moment
    I'm trying to cut down.
  • Favorite on-screen sex scene
    Orgasmatron in Sleeper
  • The celebrity I resemble the most
    Gandhi's great-grandmother.
  • If I could be anywhere right now
    Outer Mongolia during happy hour.
  • Five items I can't live without
    I do not own an ipod, cell phone, watch...



    However, the HDTV is worth watching.


    {Amended: getting a cell phone tomorrow.}
  • Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
    Neo-farcical wit; Sexier for a lifetime is the deep afterglow of semi-consciousness with head on chest as we breathe
    as one. Or, something like that...

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