11/2/2009 4:44 am
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Last night son was cracking jokes.
Some of them were bad.
I told him, "You know, I am the funniest person in the family."
"No, mom." he said. "Not true.
(This is a long standing argument around here. The whole funniest person in the family thing).
"Yes" I say. "I have the title."
Daughter turns. Daughter says, "Well, he is pretty funny."
Damn. I thought she was on my side.
He sighs.
"Look mom, statistically, I get the most laughs per day."
He is DEAD serious.
Quietly I say..."No you don't." I am not giving up.
I know he hears me.
I know he will be recording his laughs per day from now on.
Let's go eat stuff.
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5036 posts 11/2/2009 6:59 am |
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If you get a laugh here, does it count?
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8775 posts 11/2/2009 12:50 pm |
you said "member" -- hehehe.
my security code is 747. where would i go in a 747...
violet915 replies on 11/2/2009 5:30 pm:
Hahahahaha! |
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3380 posts 11/2/2009 2:43 pm |
Yeah, his member probably gets more laughs.
 Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
violet915 replies on 11/2/2009 5:30 pm:
I am so telling him that. |
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23 posts 11/2/2009 6:27 pm |
my favorite joke is
two peanuts were walking down the road
one was assaulted.....peanut get it? a salted?
hahahaha oh..... ... never mind 
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617 posts 11/3/2009 11:27 am |
Of course you're the funniest. As a mother and a woman, you have so much more access to comedy and irony and cruel humor....
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13777 posts 11/3/2009 11:31 am |
Quite frankly, Violet, I think all of you are funnily delightful. With the X shacking-up there, he is the funniest of all. He cooks, cleans, does laundry...WOW! What a man will do for love.
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3380 posts 11/3/2009 11:37 am |
I hope you do tell him that! Bwahahaha! If he gets all eyerolly, tell him to take it up with me on FB. Heh! I am the EVIL STEPMOTHER!
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
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